Tuesday, December 15, 2009
The Tree Skirt
Go ahead, you can start being jealous now.
If someone else had this tree skirt, and I didn't, I would be jealous. I would be envious. Green with envy. Like the Christmas tree. I would want to steal it. I might actually steal it.
Hey! Don't be getting any ideas.
It's that time of year, remember? Santa's watching.
And so am I.
And I just might kick you with this high-heeled pointy-toe boot.
No, I WILL kick you.
Don't mess with my tree skirt.