"Hello? Hello? One... two... three... Testing. Testing.
Oh, ok, hello. Please excuse me, but I interrupt the regular broadcasting schedule for this very important announcement.
MAMA H HAS BROKEN HER ARM.
I repeat MAMA H HAS BROKEN HER ARM.
It may be a while before the normally scheduled programming continues. She is still figuring out how to type with one hand.
Thank you very much and I apologize for the interruption."