I forgot to put deodorant on today.
Yep, I sure did. Cowboy H got into the bathroom before me and it messed up my whole morning routine. In the morning, before my coffee has kicked in, I function purely by muscle memory. Actually, I can barely function, but since I have a specific routine, I manage. So this morning, right as I was getting ready to put my contacts in, get dressed and brush my teeth (in that particular order), Cowboy H beat me to the bathroom. To not waste time I got dressed, which was most definitely out of order. But the deodorant was in the bathroom. So I told myself to put it on when I brushed my teeth. Which would have been out of order. And, of course, as soon as I was able to get into the bathroom, muscle memory kicked in and I forgot the deodorant.
At least I remembered to put my contacts in.
And at least I remembered pants.
Good thing I'm not going to the gym tonight.
I was wondering what that odor was???
ReplyDeleteI just hate it when that happens!
ReplyDeleteWhat about the code of the west rule...COWGIRLS 1st??? Cowboy H had beeter be a gentleman from now on or horse shit may hit the fan!!!
ReplyDeleteI always fear I will forget to put on deodorant! I also have a routine in the morning, and if I mess it up, I can barely function! I also now carry deodorant in my purse, still haven't forgotten to put it on yet!
ReplyDeleteI have also caught myself walking out of the house in my slippers, now wouldn't that be a pretty sight?