Thursday, February 4, 2010
Welcome To My Life, Ed. 2, Vol III
At 2 am this morning, the smoke alarm went off.
Cowboy H: What the?!?!
Mama H: (mumbling) It's the smoke alarm.
Cowboy H: But why did it go off? Has it done that before?
Mama H: (mumbles something)
Cowboy H gets out of bed to investigate. Mama H's eyes roll back in her head and all she can think is Do NOT make me get out of bed.
Cowboy H returns from investigating and gets back in bed.
Mama H: (mumbling) What was it?
Cowboy H: I don't know. That's weird that it just went off for no reason. Maybe its a ghost.
Mama H: (a little more coherently) Maybe the fire got so hot it set it off. Maybe it has a temperature sensor.
Cowboy H: No, that wouldn't be it.
Both roll back over and start to fall back asleep.
Cowboy H: (mumbling now) You set it off. You're so smoking hot you set off the smoke alarm.
Mama H: (smiles and snuggles in)
Good golly, I love my man.